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Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: In the middle of Sweden
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:25 am Post subject: Inner Peace
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
I looked around my house to see all the things I'd started and hadn't finished, so, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
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